Exams coming but "Yet" !

Next week, Exam Time!

This week, Revision week!

But, till now, Haven't touch A bit Yet!

This moment, starting to fear~

-> About the exams, wonder if i could answer the Questions or not!

Nothing is in my mind now! ~

-> I mean my Exam stuffs, as i haven't study yet!

However, still no mood to study Yet! Still RELAX-ing most of the time!

FEAR but still not afraid! Haha~ confused?? Nvm..

Haiz.. Uni-life :S

FEAR!

Want to know what’s my fear? Here’s the official name and explanations for some of them:

Agliophobia - Fear of pain > Not quite, unless surgery type. Sure I will afraid.

Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects > I hate to get injection. Scare the needle will break. Aahh~

Acrophobia - Fear of heights > Erm…*a bit* only…Only if I was to look down from 100-storey high building.

Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders > I dislikes their long hairy legs and always jumping around…Hit Hit!

Atomosophobia - Fear of atomic explosions > Erm, who aren’t right? Of course if the person don’t fear death.

Cryophobia - Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost > I prefer Warm and Hot.

Dentophobia - Fear of dentists > I hate going to dentist. They always pull out my tooth and drill drill drill. Bad dentist!!

Entomophobia - Fear of insects > Especially those Bugs flying around my head…So wanted to kill them.

Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak > Remind me of my presentation!

Pocrescophobia - Fear of gaining weight (Obesophobia) > Don’t want to gain more weight :S

Phalacrophobia - Fear of becoming bald > I think this fear is more to a guy, right? But still, FEAR!

Snakephobia - Fear of snakes (Ophidiophobia) > Eee… Their skin so dry and their tongue so Long long… yuck!

Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft > Erm, maybe because I watched too many movies! Casting spells and curses!


Any of these are your fears????

I know Tez Fears this: Heliophobia - Fear of the sun >.<

And Therese Fears this: Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia - Fear of blood.

Want to know more, can go to this website: http://www.phobialist.com/

The First time We Met

I think back to the times we first met…

Teresa: I think we were in primary 5 when we first met; at Ms. Ng tuition place. That’s the only time I remember seeing u first time. I hardly remember what did we talk about that time. But there’s one thing I remember: I always *Cubit* your legs with my legs. Haha. Don’t be mad, because you are sitting just right in front of me and I felt so bored that time. I also *Cubit* Vivian’s as she sat just beside you most of the time. Hehe. I remember you two moving both legs away when I was trying to do so, but still can’t avoid me. HAHAHA. And one time Ms. Ng even caught me doing so, but didnt scold me, just continue teaching. Haha.

Therese, Ru Bin, Seng Kheng: Erm, didn’t quite remember how i first meet u guys but I am 100% sure we met in kindergaten or Primary level in Chung Hua Middle School. I was way~ too young to remember how I met u guys. Unless I had VERY VERY good memory, maybe I can remember the details. But too bad I didn’t. :P

Sharon C.: I remember very clearly I met u in kindergarten in Chung Hua. We were best friends ever since that time, I think. Split into different class in primary 2 and We used to give letters or may I just call them ‘Papers’. Haha. The content was so funny I can’t mention it out here.

Shahril, Peter: Forget how I meet u guys too. But I think it was after SMSA last year, after I hang out with the gangs. Think I heard about Peter’s name before from the others earlier but never get to see him in person until last year. As for Shahril, I think I knew him only early this year around chinese new year. Hmm...

Soo Hui: Oh ~ I remember clearly how I meet this girl here. She approached me early in the morning, I think, first day of Form 6 in SMSA. We were in Art room waiting for Ms. Emisa. Erm..I Guess so. Then, she came and introduce herself to me. “Hi, I am Soo hui” she said. I replied by saying my own name. Nice to meet you and so on… Then she said: “You look so familiar, like I saw u before.” I agreed. I also have the same feelings that I met her before although didn’t quite remember how and when. Then, we are good friends after that. I remembered well because hardly could someone approached me like this *unexpectedly*. :P

Michelle, Hazwan: Think we first met in SMSA. Forget how but should be in GP class for Michelle and in Biz class for Hazwan. Michelle: Think we first talk when we were in group discussion for GP. Found that u know a lot about global issues. Hardly hardly talk to hazwan in biz class cause he sat so far away and wasn’t close to him that time.

FuNNY JokES 1

THE TEST

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. Erm ... WHY??

The Answer:

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

- He laughed because was thinking "HOW was he(the third guy) going to ... with PINEAPPLES? Thinking surely he was going to be killed!" then He laughed.. causing his own Death!!> What a stupid guy! -

FuNNY JokES 2

My son's more successful than yours

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

- Wah, The three of them must be so embarrassed as the "three boyfriends" are their sons & Are Gays!! -

FuNNY JokES 3

PAY ATTENTION


First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

- Wow , so obedient the students ~ i wont do that if i was asked to! Eee.. so Disgusting!! -

FRIENDS

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

"Friends are born, not made."-Henry Adams

But we do make friends to be a friend right? Hmm..

"A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature."-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."-Lee Iacocca

"Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light."-Albert Schweitzer

Thanks! Thanks! To whoever you are!

"A brother is not always a friend, but a friend is always a brother."

Hey, what about SISTER???

"One loyal friend is better than ten thousand family members."

Wah! Will we have one thousand family members?

"Hold on to your friend with both hands." Let hold hands now~

"Can miles truly separate us from friends?"- Richard Bach

Referring to those overseas..Yes… Hui~ you are one of them!

"He who searches for friends without faults, will never have a friend." No one is perfect~

"You will never have a perfect friendship, but you must strive for one."

"A person who has no friends, lives only half way."

"Be careful of what you say, friendship can end in one minute because of a stupid word." Indeed!

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall."

Hmm..yeah if only i can bear their weights.. Quite heavy u know!

"The best of friends must part." Oohh..Sobs

"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what is made by the friends whom we choose."- Tehyi Hsieh

"The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's / Woman's success in life."- Edward Everett Hale Don't be sexist, Hale!

"Friendship without self interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life."- James Francis Byrnes

"Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere."

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."- Jerome Cummings

"A good friend remembers what we were and sees what we can be."

"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends."- Richard Bach All of a sudden, i thought of Hui, Michelle, seng, Yvonne and Shahril..

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."- Walter Winchell

"The only way to have a friend is to be one."- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"In a friend you find a second self."- Isabelle Norton .. hmmm..

"The better you know someone, the less there is to say. Or maybe, there's less that needs to be said."

To: Tez, no wonder we are so quiet in the car that time! Until wanna fall asleep!

"Your friends will know you better in the first minute they meet you than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years."- Richard Bach

"Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness..."- Richard Bach

Yes yes - from me too~

TO all my friends out there:

"Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."- Ludwig van Beethoven